Poor Jake. He had a run-in with a yellow lab in our neighborhood who is in heat! Let's rewind: 2 days ago Jake was acting like a crazy dog. He was barking inside, barking outside... wanting out/in/out... barking at everything! I was beginning to think that he had lost his mind and thought our house was under attack. So yesterday Jim was here while I took JP to school and Jake was outside with one of the neighborhood yellow labs. We get visitors often so Jim didn't think anything of it. He looked out the shop window a few minutes later and sees Jake uhh... hung up on the dog. He was on top of her but she somehow got him flipped around so they were actually tail to tail and he was inside of her but his puppy parts were bent in half... backwards! Poor dog! Jim went out there and somehow the bitch pulled free (Jim said he heard a POP!) and then Jake just collapsed to the ground. Jim had to carry him to the shop and I guess he was a mess. (For those of you who don't know... Jake is fixed) He said he was bloody and it was nasty and he was trying to figure out what he was going to say to the vet. "Hey George! Jake has a broken penis!" Jim put Jake in his kennel so he could rest and after awhile Jake was able to get his parts back inside and started to act somewhat normal again. phew.
Today the bitch came back and brought a boyfriend with her... another yellow lab! The two of them were going at it and Jake was outside running around with them. A puppy threesome? I got him inside so he wouldn't hurt himself again. Poor Jake!
That dog is going to have some interesting looking puppies in a couple of months! There are LOTS of dogs out there and I doubt most of them are fixed!!!
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Oh my. I think Jake needs needs to stop watching late night cable! lol. I hope he gets better and avoids his "friends" for a while.
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